Friday, August 14, 2026

Death Be Not Fooling Around with Someone Else...

 



The iconic Mel Brooks, now known just as much for his longevity as his humor, told interviewer Kenneth Tynan in 1977 at length of his life-long abject fear of death.  A famous Woody Allen quote goes, “I don’t mind dying…….I just don’t want to be there when it happens..”

Fear of death for many is not uncommon. People have a right to their fears.  But it’s never been one of mine.  My own, that is.  There’s two kinds of ways to go, and those of us in the miseried, resigned, sardonic and self-deprecating Al Bundy school of life are beyond seduced by the thought of that sub-machine-gun toting teenager prancing into that room and, among others, blowing you away in a painless instant.  All those fears and responsibilities you’ve come to inherit as a grownup..? Released.  You are exonerated from the crime of life’s journey.

As a Generation X-er, back when that term was underground-trendy, anti-grownup, and the stuff of Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke and Janeane Garofalo on the big screen stomping around in black skirts and electric-red-dyed hair, and Elizabeth “Prozac Nation” Wurtzel lounging about in psych wards, “death” was simply this coveted landing on the game board.  It was an extension of what so many of us high-drama, co-dependent kids had actually grown up crushing on since pre-adolescence.  My own romance with death, after enough movie watching and fiction-reading, was probably cultivated around age ten or so.  If you’re unpopular enough, alienated enough amongst your peer group, bullied enough (the pre-internet grammar-school hallway physical threat kind..), and consequently depressed enough, you’ve got yourself a budding romance..!  No artistic soul could likely come of age without this shot of Cupid’s arrow.  Many were the nights, before math tests, intervals following scream-outs from my mother or a winless encounter with my frustrating younger cousin who aggravated me to no end, or maybe a day’s end after a promising threat of assault by the class bully, I’d treat myself to an extended mind fantasy about how everyone around me would react to the sudden report of my tragic death, often one self-inflicted.  It was usually better than any Movie Of The Week. 

It didn’t end at childhood.  The one free, legal and plentiful joy that was my best friend growing up would remain my pal as life’s march progressed.  The movie only got better.  Better dialogue, better cinematography.  Sometimes, a black-and-white imaging a la Cassavettes.. or Frederick Wiseman.  But it was always the best movie in town.

What allowed for that available, stellar entertainment for so long..?  The freedom to enjoy it came only from the advantageous minibar indulgence of taking life’s provisions for granted.  Specifically, the people.  More specifically, the grown-ups that controlled the world that showed us no respect, and were very much the floor, ceiling and walls within which we lived.  They were life’s owners.  We were the pets. 

For some of us, that would hold until well into our forties or more.  Some of us would be fifty years old before we really would begin to learn what the death of others near enough to us would actually mean in the framework of our own lives.

Life all of us, I’d lost relatives in my life.  My own mother, who had been more or less “dying for years” was gently ushered out by God in one tender, attacking moment no one could have anticipated.  My surviving, closest elders would within several years also meet their ends.   The closure on their odysseys were by no means shocking, and I was surrounded by enough surviving family to bear the shared emotional weight of it all, which in my case, amounted to a very polite, small denomination. 

Those lost were those who led full lives before I knew them.  As an adult however, as I’ve spent more years knowing folks some years above me even longer, I’m for the first time recognizing a passage in the human labyrinth unfamiliar thus far:  Age.

Yes, we are all aging, and in one way or another, we’re showing it.  Some, those of us a little more health conscious and less dangerous in endeavor, weather it better than others, but here we all are nonetheless, elder cats amongst a population of kittens.  And now we have to figure out how to continue to be ourselves.

Just coming into work each day and nailing it is not the confident birthright it once was.  An awkwardness about age disparity begins to harbor, even in the most welcoming environments. Every time you log onto the internet, a home page of sorts tabloids you in the face with grim stories about the desperate and economically debilitating horrors of mandatory retirement.  Logging on for some getaway pleasure on your day off means shielding your eyes until you make to YouTube, where you can crank up an old full-length 1979 Game Of The Week with Joe Garagiola, just to wallpaper the room with some nostalgic comfort food for the ears, the old JC Penney and AC Delco commercials that decorated our lives before prostate health and cancer treatment videos began pirating on-line entertainment at every turn.

That precious décor, like the grownups from our pre-teen lives, was the noise we once took for granted, and is now a resurrected memory, a memory that often brings us back to the company of those annoying elders, who’d never be able to understand that we’re a lot more mature than they realize.

Now we are genuinely mature.  And we’re in one way or another facing it.

Generation X-ers had mostly no stencil for this sort of graduation in life, at least many didn’t  That’s what’s got us licking the on-line containers desperately for nostalgic fragments all the time.  Just a glimpse of a still photo of your neighborhood block from 1983 might be the most pain-relieving moment you’ve had all week. 

If you’re lucky and crafty enough to put all those audio and video fragments together and live vicariously in the time of your middle-school-hood, hoping to strategically endure these economically depressed, inflation-threatening times of decaying Social Security promises and disintegrating health care availabilities the way our elders did back then, it probably won’t work. We need to forge our own march through the Inferno, and it’ll be a dangerous one either way.

And that includes the survival of those who pass.

For some reason, though I never found jokes about any kind of death “funny”, I’m frightened by them now.  A mere drama involving a character’s death is suddenly not something I can watch, unless maybe something Shakesperean or something gothic.  Or maybe the news. Death reports in the news are emotionally harmless.  That’s one immunity endowed upon us by the media.

At what might be termed just past middle age, a place I am, in my current health-aware state more grateful to be feeling less than more than ever, with the majority of my original parts and mechanisms all prayably in working condition, I give thanks to God every few hours for the blessed few hours I’ve just been granted. And I visit my inner therapist daily to work on this cultivated fear, the fear of recognizing what is naturally inevitable to those I know and cherish who are not quite so many years beyond me anymore, some not so well, and some I know I will one day no longer see all the time.

For many years, maybe the first ten years we lived in our neighborhood, a presumably homeless senior woman held court outside a public building.  She was as much a fixture in our town lives as Norm or Cliff were on Cheers. She’d be shouting comically in her mountain of blankets and boxes on the corner, and bore no threat to anyone.  Somewhat theatrical at best. No police or services could remove her at any time, for whatever reason.  And although passing her every day and night in and out of the subway was always at least minimally awkward, it became difficult to envision our daily lives without her, this now elderly and louder-than-ever sprite little woman with a voice to match Ethel Merman in It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad World.  One day, about ten months ago, she became absent permanently.  Finally I asked a public officer in the area who had some information on this elusive character.  She died.

If nothing else, her departure serves towards my own life education, the awareness that unlike that childish belief in death as the escape, the object of the game is, within any one’s means to simply appreciate rather than struggle to survive any given day, to pray thanks for the presence of those in our lives who we still don’t get to see and talk to enough, the presence of those who drive us up the wall, the gift of the health that we maintain, the ability to sleep, wake and meet the day, regardless of any of life’s blessed dramas, and precious thanks for being able to see, hear, walk through and breathe this very day, one we will never get to see again.  In this world, it’s still the best deal around.

 

Noah F.

 

 


Death Be Not Fooling Around with Someone Else...

  The iconic Mel Brooks, now known just as much for his longevity as his humor, told interviewer Kenneth Tynan in 1977 at length of his life...